Listen up, all units. The big dish is back on the Route 9 run after eleven days in the shop. Pickles, our head mechanic, found a squeaky toy wedged in the axle. Nobody is admitting to owning it. Nobody is admitting to anything.
The route runs from the Gravel Lane depot to the Sunbeam Estates, with stops at the Fishmonger’s Annex, the Yarn Exchange and the house with the aggressive hedge. Drivers, you know the hedge. Take it wide. Do not make eye contact with the hedge.
That is all. Dispatch out.
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