This month’s winner wrote us, and I quote the gist: ‘My package arrived with a hole in it.’ We investigated. The package was a donut box. It contained one donut. The hole, sir, is the donut.
We have refunded the delivery fee out of pity, plus a coupon for $2 off your next shipment. Runners up include the woman who said her parcel was ‘too fast’ and the man who wanted to know why the truck was shaped like a truck.
The Claims Desk is open Tuesday and Thursday. Bring a pen. The last pen we had was knocked behind the filing cabinet in 2022.
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